念奴嬌-公廁講古

一個按鈕，糞濤盡。幾秒區區何苦。
廁所里邊，人卻是。馬桶間里抽煙。
霧煙濃郁，害人不淺，拿起一桶水。
洪水如瀑，一傾多少歡顏！

試想步入當間，小便久耐了，雄姿赳赳，褲頭欲松，頃刻間，看見廁紙滿間。
公廁講古，多事也笑我，走去別間。
口上道德，一急都射邊沿。

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Nian Nu Jiao - Ce Suo Jiang Gu

A single click can flush all the shits, the action only takes several seconds, which never been done.
Inside the toilet, instead the person was smoking in one of the toilet cabin.
Smokes spread over the area, which affect others health as well. I picked up a pail of water.
The water fall from top like a waterfall, all of sudden, the people feel released as it returns to clean enviroment.

Imagining you reached the toilet, you tolerated so much and just about to pee, releasing your pants eagerly, but seeing loo papers all over the place.
Telling these inside the toilet, which even those busybody would have laughed at me, "just get to the next cell."
Morality is merely spoken with mouth, which you never aim nicely before you fire.